Whilst eating my crêpe avec nutella et banane I noticed a group of very trendy high schoolers laughing and looking cool. Upon further inspection, I realized what this pair of cigarette holding, (but not puffing), girls were laughing at:
A poor, toothless beggar woman!
Not only were they laughing at her, they were effing taunting her. She was begging random walkers on the street, for directions, food, money, Jesus, anything and these girls would follow her, poke her in the shoulders and run away on their awkward skinny scissor legs and cackle to themselves. ‘Cause didn’t you know, jeering at those less fortunate than you is soooo totally cool! This sight was beyond appalling that I almost lost my appetite and threw my crêpe away…. almost.
I admired their style until I noticed their attitude so here is the moral of this story:
Class and cool are not found in the clothing that you wear, but in the way in which you carry yourself… Furthermore, DON’T FUCKING TAUNT HOMELESS PEOPLE YA FUCKS!
January 21, 2009 at 3:57 am |
I’m so proud of you! Sassing for a good cause. I can’t wait til you get back and can sas me up.
January 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm |
Oh Sass. I think the lesson is “whilst” is an awesome word.
February 2, 2009 at 7:47 am |
Well, you know what they say: “Look at these assholes.”
Also… what I think we are not taking into consideration here (and will make you feel better) is that this lady was probably a slithering gypsy who would need no further excuse to magically steal your wallet with her weird panhandling powers.