One of my closest friends (we’ll call her Snow) and I love writing creatively whether it be limericks, haikus, or plain ol’ worthless lists. For your entertainment, (more like mine) I thought I’d enlighten you with such lists.
We started with this first list, “Things you never want to hear”, ironically it was created because Snow did both 2 and 3 on the list. HA!
(And for those of you who don’t understand my superlatives, e.g. listiest, lengthiest, then clearly you don’t understand my sense of humour.)
THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR:
- “I’m HIV positive… so you might be.”
- “I sucked your boyfriend’s dick last night.”
- “I fucked your boyfriend on a sink last night.”
- “I definitely ate too much cheese.”
- “We need to talk…”
- “I’m pregnant, it’s yours”
- “Ohhh…. that was you?”
- “Oh that’s not ketchup… it’s blood.”
- “Wow, really sorry forgot I put that there.”
- “Could you pass me my teeth?”
- “Earlier… when we were all laughing at you.”
- “I’m not sure but um, I think I pooped in your shower.”
MORE TO COME!!!
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