Another list! I apologize if I offend anybody reading this, just know that items on this list were taken directly from personal experiences/ good friend’s personal experience so really I’m not making fun of fat people, only myself.
YOU KNOW YOU’RE FAT WHEN:
1.) You wake up with chocolate stains on your pillow case.
2.) You put your coat on to find a cookie dough bar in your coat pocket.
3.) You wake up to a full tub of cream cheese under your covers.
4.) There’s a trail of marinara sauce leading to your bedroom.
5.) You skip the gym because you’re on a sugar high and vomit in your mouth every 5 minutes.
6.) You carry a spare set of utensils and spices in your purse.
7.) You get thrown onto a bed, only to find that your weight broke it.
8.) You complete any large order with, “and a diet coke please.”
9.) You order yourself waffle fries, 2 days in a row
10.) You carry mini tabasco bottles in your “emergency” pack in your purse pocket.
11.) When you buy special K bars for the week’s breakfast and realize the box is empty by the end of the day.
